I love the wily vacuum in the back. You see, in the days when phones were new, Hoovers used to wait until you were deep in conversation before strangling you.

It sucked. Ha! At least I make myself laugh. Interestingly, the vacuums were never caught. They always made a clean getaway.

Okay, I’ll shut up now.

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