Today, Jesus called me “lazy.” And by Jesus, I mean my husband, Hey-ZOOS.

I ask you, dear readers: Would a lazy person take the time to look at every single robot on TheOldRobots.com? Would a lazy person have gone through the effort of finding out everything she ever wanted to know about the Q.T. from 1984? 

Or the Coke Bot? 

Or the 6-foot-8 Arok, grandfather to the Roomba? 

I think not. This is taxing stuff. But I’ll waste my time so that you don’t have to.