Book lover Rosa Golijan earned girl crush points today when she posted an obsolete computer that was made into a water pipe. Get ready for a braingasm, folks.

But, more importantly, she asks a question I get asked nearly daily: are paper books going the way of Fahrenheit 451?

This usually leads me to ask the only natural follow up question: What will happen to all the world’s book shelves?

Which spits me on the doorstep of the question that really matters: anyone know how to make a bong out of a bookcase?