In honor of the new iPhone and its FaceTime video chat feature, I present Technologizer’s history of video calls. (Via PC World)










posted on 06.25.10

In honor of the new iPhone and its FaceTime video chat feature, I present Technologizer’s history of video calls. (Via PC World)


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posted on 06.25.10

Near where I live, there’s a clothing store called Peachfrog that lures people into their store by giving out free little neoprene gadget cases on the street. They each have a spot cut out for the iPod’s touch wheel. The other day, the guy manning the giveaway table was yelling, “Free iPad cases!” I went over and examined the merch.

Him: It’s for your iPhone.

Me: I thought you said iPad.

Him: Yeah, that’s what I mean.

Me: But aren’t these for the iPod?

Him: Huh?

Gosh, I’m so old! You see, back before the iPhone and iPad, there was the iPod. It was for music. It used this thing called Firewire, and the screen wasn’t touchable. I mean, you could touch it but you had to use a “click wheel” to maneuver the device. You couldn’t watch movies on it, or check your email, or make a call. You couldn’t even see album covers. All you could do was listen to music! That’s it! And yet, it was kind of the original magical gadget. It could hold 1000 songs and could fit in your jeans’ pocket! Unless you wore really small jeans. 

Above is the video from the iPod’s release in 2001. My friend Alex Pasternack of Motherboard posted it yesterday along with a thoughtful essay about how the iPod really did change our lives more than most of us realize. 


In the understated keynote address he gave on October 23rd, Steve Jobs (looking heavier than we remember him) introduced iPod. Not the iPod mind you. Jobs had the gall – the genius – to get rid of the “the” completely. Even if we haven’t followed suit yet (I haven’t heard anyone refer to their iPhone as simply “iPhone”), Jobs wants to get us closer to our computer, and we can’t do that if we keep calling it “the computer.” It has to have a proper name, something like Steve or Sally. HAL.

This was simply “iPod.”

Pop over to Motherboard to read the rest. 


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posted on 06.17.10

Inspired by the typewriter sound effects guy, I went out and asked people on Bedford Avenue to recreate the “handshake” sound of a dial-up modem. A few of them were old enough to remember the device’s special tune.


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posted on 04.05.10 An open letter to my husband’s boss at Gizmodo

Re: necessary compensation for my husband Jesus Diaz’s work writing about the iPad this weekend

Dear Brian Lam,

I need an iPad. Jesus just left for work and he took his.  He just put on his coat, took it and left! He was all, “Honey, you have a MacBook. And you can go use my desktop while I’m out.” He just has no concept of what it is I do all day. He thinks I need to sit at his big computer and work. No, what I need is a computer I can read on a bench in the dog park while Amos plays. I need to be able to read the paper. I don’t like reading it on my computer which means I read the paper a lot less than I’d like to. I’d go out and buy a real paper, but I don’t have $2.

But this isn’t so much a matter of money. Could any amount of money in the world buy a shoulder bag big enough to carry a calculator, a notebook, my phone, a pen, my wedding photos, Don Quixote, The Best of Leonard Cohen, a backgammon board, The New York Times, an etcha sketch, address book, and the fifth season of Weeds and something for Amos to chew on? That previous sentence may have sounded like some kind of “Look how amazing this thing is now let’s make comparisons to Mary Poppins’ carpetbag” or something, but that’s not what I meant. I meant that I realize now that I actually need all these things. I admit I find this a bit worrisome—I usually enjoy the experience of not needing something. Like, I’m really glad I don’t need to carry around an oxygen tank. So, I’m forced to question my motives: Is my brain no longer able to entertain itself? Has the “real” world ceased to be scintillating enough to capture my attention and curiosity? I don’t know. But it’s kind of like how it is when you really need a cigarette… Let me just find a light and then we can talk about lung cancer, okay? Also, there are at least five reasons why red wine may actually be good for you.

Brian, I am suffering. I miss it. The world is just no longer a place that makes sense.

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You know that old VHS tape? The one that held your favorite movie—or at least half of it? I recall as a kid that some movies were inexplicably on two tapes and I had no younger sibling to go switch it over for me.
The VHS nostalgia movement doesn’t seem to have the same traction as the post-digital music audiotape cult. Nevertheless, should you want to honor the medium, head over to CentennialMerchant’s shop on Etsy and you can get yours made into an external hard drive. Of course, you could just put the VHS box over your current external hard drive and save yourself $134.99. Still, they’re kind of cool.
(via ILikeCool) posted on 03.05.10

You know that old VHS tape? The one that held your favorite movie—or at least half of it? I recall as a kid that some movies were inexplicably on two tapes and I had no younger sibling to go switch it over for me.

The VHS nostalgia movement doesn’t seem to have the same traction as the post-digital music audiotape cult. Nevertheless, should you want to honor the medium, head over to CentennialMerchant’s shop on Etsy and you can get yours made into an external hard drive. Of course, you could just put the VHS box over your current external hard drive and save yourself $134.99. Still, they’re kind of cool.

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Dear Consumers:
Happy Black Friday! Crazy idea I’m having—feel me out: let’s NOT buy anything today. Let’s just ask for things! And give each other things we already have. Right? Of course. I’m all for capitalism, but I think that we aren’t necessarily wired to be such crazy spenders. Do eggs buy sperm? Do babies buy milk? In the end, we’re all just giving to landfills that don’t give us much good in return.
I believe we can slow down the journey from factory to dump if we nurse old things for longer periods. High five for hanging on to that first generation LG EnV flip phone, sister girlfriend.  What’s more, we could try sharing things more than we already do. If you are tired of something that you’ve had for a while, go play with someone else’s thing. Then you can rollover and check your iPhone. But first: swap computers.
Por exemplo: This year, I’m asking the universe for a used Mac. Preferably a laptop. In this wide, wide world, there’s got to be someone out there with a decently-functional old December 08 one sitting around looking like something Miss Havisham would use if she were visiting The Jetsons.
And what am I giving in return? A very nice HP netbook.  And…some key chains. And homemade cookies. If technologically sophisticated objects have become so important to us, then why are we so quick to get rid of them when they’re still good? Why do we think nothing of selling them to complete strangers on Craigslist? Your beloved object deserves a permanent home. I will honor your treasured belongings. I will treat your old Mac as if I birthed it myself. I will send you periodic photos if you’d like. I’ll even keep its hard drive’s name. Do you think you’re going to get this kind of offer from the Smithsonian? Or maybe you’d rather your slightly-scratched MacBook go live in the home of some mustached, cat-obsessed Astoria-dwelling Craigslist-trawler who will visit sites that have names that my fingers are too pure to type. Yes, I’m talking kitty porn.
For those of you who MUST spend on this dark day, hop on this ASAP:
PRESENTING THE UNIQUE


What would you do with an old, outlasted thing like an original Polaroid truck? Just leave it in the garage? Drive it to death? Sell it on ebay? Assisted by the experts and terrific bag creators of the legendary Swiss label FREITAG we carefully sliced an old Polaroid truck tarpaulin into pieces, spent 1000 hours of handwork and are now proud to present this unique and special Polaroid Freitag Edition. Be aware that there is no more tarpaulin left, so this is your final chance to get one of these unique special Editions:

POLAPREMIUM - :: A Black and White Friday :: posted on 11.27.09

Dear Consumers:

Happy Black Friday! Crazy idea I’m having—feel me out: let’s NOT buy anything today. Let’s just ask for things! And give each other things we already have. Right? Of course. I’m all for capitalism, but I think that we aren’t necessarily wired to be such crazy spenders. Do eggs buy sperm? Do babies buy milk? In the end, we’re all just giving to landfills that don’t give us much good in return.

I believe we can slow down the journey from factory to dump if we nurse old things for longer periods. High five for hanging on to that first generation LG EnV flip phone, sister girlfriend.  What’s more, we could try sharing things more than we already do. If you are tired of something that you’ve had for a while, go play with someone else’s thing. Then you can rollover and check your iPhone. But first: swap computers.

Por exemplo: This year, I’m asking the universe for a used Mac. Preferably a laptop. In this wide, wide world, there’s got to be someone out there with a decently-functional old December 08 one sitting around looking like something Miss Havisham would use if she were visiting The Jetsons.

And what am I giving in return? A very nice HP netbook.  And…some key chains. And homemade cookies. If technologically sophisticated objects have become so important to us, then why are we so quick to get rid of them when they’re still good? Why do we think nothing of selling them to complete strangers on Craigslist? Your beloved object deserves a permanent home. I will honor your treasured belongings. I will treat your old Mac as if I birthed it myself. I will send you periodic photos if you’d like. I’ll even keep its hard drive’s name. Do you think you’re going to get this kind of offer from the Smithsonian? Or maybe you’d rather your slightly-scratched MacBook go live in the home of some mustached, cat-obsessed Astoria-dwelling Craigslist-trawler who will visit sites that have names that my fingers are too pure to type. Yes, I’m talking kitty porn.

For those of you who MUST spend on this dark day, hop on this ASAP:

PRESENTING THE UNIQUEPolaroid FREITAG® Edition Special
What would you do with an old, outlasted thing like an original Polaroid truck? Just leave it in the garage? Drive it to death? Sell it on ebay? Assisted by the experts and terrific bag creators of the legendary Swiss label FREITAG we carefully sliced an old Polaroid truck tarpaulin into pieces, spent 1000 hours of handwork and are now proud to present this unique and special Polaroid Freitag Edition. Be aware that there is no more tarpaulin left, so this is your final chance to get one of these unique special Editions:

POLAPREMIUM - :: A Black and White Friday ::


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posted on 11.24.09

Before there was the iPhone, there was the Astrolabe. Is there an app for that?

They’re more than a thousand years old but all Astrolabes still work! What’s more, they’ll never be obsolete. And they will never run out out batteries. And they will never shatter into a middle pieces, forcing you to slouch back to the Genius Bar where you just had the thing replaced three hours ago.

(via Motherboard, with thanks to Mr. Pasternack)


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posted on 11.03.09 “Etiquette is all about obstacles and restraint. But technology, especially cellphone and texting technology, dissolves obstacles.”

Not usually the biggest David Brooks fan, but I can get behind his piece in today’s NYT:

Once upon a time — in what we might think of as the “Happy Days” era — courtship was governed by a set of guardrails. Potential partners generally met within the context of larger social institutions: neighborhoods, schools, workplaces and families. There were certain accepted social scripts. The purpose of these scripts — dating, going steady, delaying sex — was to guide young people on the path from short-term desire to long-term commitment.

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I don’t speak German—a fact that may come as a surprise to anyone who knows that I have 400 copies of my last book translated into Deutsch. Nevertheless, from what I can make out, the Roboter portraetiert is a robot that can draw portraits. Thanks, Technology! Finally, all those poor souls who’ve spent years hunched over sketchbooks can go get one of those desk jobs they’ve always dreamed about. posted on 08.04.09

I don’t speak German—a fact that may come as a surprise to anyone who knows that I have 400 copies of my last book translated into Deutsch. Nevertheless, from what I can make out, the Roboter portraetiert is a robot that can draw portraits. Thanks, Technology! Finally, all those poor souls who’ve spent years hunched over sketchbooks can go get one of those desk jobs they’ve always dreamed about.


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posted on 08.03.09 The iPod of its day

This summer marks the 30th anniversary of the invention of the Sony Walkman. Happy birthday, friend! Sony publicists are milking this moment for all its worth. I imagine this is because they’re gambling that no one will remember the Walkman at all when its next big birthday rolls around. Good press is one way to move stock: The Sony SRF-59 Radio Walkman is currently the 183rd most popular electronics product on Amazon, ranking it well above both the Roomba and the Hitachi Magic Wand vibraror. Or so I’ve been told.

The BBC News Magazine honored this great occasion with an essay by an eloquent thirteen-year-old (a clever ploy for publications that can’t afford to pay adult journalists…and don’t have access to monkeys). It took young Scott Campbell three days to figure out that the tape he was given had two sides. This wasn’t the only thing that confused him. “I mistook the metal/normal switch on the Walkman for a genre-specific equaliser, but later I discovered that it was in fact used to switch between two different types of cassette,” he writes. “I’m relieved that the majority of technological advancement happened before I was born.” Indeed. Had he been born in 1859, he’d now be dead. (These are the thoughts that pro journalists are paid to think.)

The BBC News Magazine also offers up an article on sturdy household objects that were made long before “planned obsolescence” was a familiar term. But really, the focus of the piece is Joan Archer, a 66-year-old from Pembrokeshire who has bravely used the the same Kenwood Chef food mixer since 1964. Long live print media.


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posted on 08.02.09 100 Things Your Kids Will Never Know About

Over at Wired, one of the GeekDad’s has compiled a nice list called “100 Things Your Kids Will Never Know About.” Here are some highlights:

-Libraries as a place to get books rather than a place to use the Internet.
-Screens being just green (or orange) on black.
-Neat handwriting.
-Swimming pools with diving boards.
-Looking out the window during a long drive.
-Actually being able to get a domain name consisting of real words.
-Kentucky Fried Chicken, as opposed to KFC.
-Finding books in a card catalog at the library.
-Shopping only during the day, Monday to Saturday.
-Not knowing who was calling you on the phone.
-Starbuck being a man.
-Betamax tapes.

The list has gotten a lot of comments and Diggs, which I find heartening, considering that the whole thing reads a little like the contents page of Obsolete. I’d venture to say, however, that my effort is more devoted to the cause: unlike this free-to-read list, my musings come in the form of a book that will likely have to be paid for with money—and cash and books, of course, are both discussed therein. According to Wired’s Chris Anderson’s new book, Free, the notion of paying
for any kind of product at all might be obsolete all together. Anderson has been accused ofplagiarising Wikipedia in his book. Do you really want to support the theories of a plagiariser? If you don’t, then I’d suggest going straight to Amazon in order to spend old fashioned PayPal money on a pre-ordered edition…

I should mention that Obsolete started as a Washington Post Magazine article that can still be read online, free-of-charge.


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