It's hard out there for a pimp. I mean, a mailman.
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USPS: Not just for mail any more!
Tuesday, 4PM at the local Post Office.
Me: Huh. You guys sell CDs now?
Post office worker: Yes. We’ll need the money.
Then she gave me a pedicure.
1 USPS faces gigantic deficits. Could this be end of mail as we know it?
In other news: US carrier pigeons rejoice as their master plan for world domination comes to fruition.
